These are the facts, nothing but the facts.
The glorious Manchester United have become champions for the 20th time now. The impossible dream made possible by Sir Alex Ferguson and co.
Robin van Persie’s hat trick was one to remember, particularly the volley he smashed in from a Rooney pass.
Onto the main point.
Amidst the grand celebration, a fan threw a fake severed arm on the pitch. Patrice Evra walked over and pretended to take a bite out of the arm. Good to see he’s still thinking about his old friend, Suarez, who, yes, bit Branislav Ivanovic in the arm for those of you who didn’t know. And that’s not the first time he’s done it but this really isn’t about the snaggle-toothed bastard.