The Games of the XXX Olympiad (not pr0n… yet) are underway as we speak with the start of the women’s soccer tournament. The Team GB women (which may feature the Spice Girls for all I know) take on the Kiwi girls from New Zealand while we all wait for the main course, USWNT v France at high noon. I know next to nothing about women’s soccer, but I’m guessing we can beat the Frenchies.
After that, there’s Japan v Canada, Brazil v Cameroon, Sweden v South Africa, and Colombia v North Korea. You can watch all of it live on TV and here.