Hey remember that week where Harry Redknapp was coaching a team in the title race, beating teams 5-0, getting acquitted from tax evasion, and the leading candidate for the England job? Man, nobody better than Harry. He had a solid gold future laid out before.
Well, its five months later and Harry’s out of a job. Somebody hide the Boddingtons, Harry’s gonna need a drink.
If the rumors are to believed, in an attempt to show who’s got the biggest balls in North London, Spurs Chairman Daniel Levy is about to fire Harry Redknapp. In some ways it’s a no brainer. Harry pissed away a ten point lead on third to Spurs’ biggest rivals, effectively costing them a Champions League spot and condemning them to an offseason of irritating taunts from their gypsy neighbors from Woolwich. Even worse, Harry looked like he totally checked out from the team while he was under consideration for the England job.
Yet on the other hand, Harry is beloved by the media and lead Spurs to their best three seasons in the Premier League. However, its important to remember here that HE BLEW A TEN POINT FUCKING LEAD TO ARSENAL. HE COULDN’T EVEN FUCKING BEAT VILLA! Villa, which lest Keith forget, was coached by ALEX FUCKING MCLEISH.
Ugh. UGH. UUUUUUGH. HARRY I HATE YOU. I HOPE YOU GET LOCKED IN A FUCKING CELL AT FRATTON PARK FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL FUCKING LIFE AND PETER CROUCH FUCKING FEEDS YOU MEAT PIES MADE FROM ROSIE WHILE PORTSMOUTH FANS FLING THEIR FUCKING LEAGUE ONE TICKET STUBS AT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL FUCKING LIFE.
WE HAD A TEN POINT LEAD ON ARSENAL YOU TWITCHY FUCKING FREELOADER! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FUN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TO TAUNT ARSENAL FANS ABOUT GAPS ALL SUMMER?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH FUN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN TO WATCH ARSENAL GO TO FUCKING EASTERN BUTTFUCKISTAN IN THE EUROPA LEAGUE!?!?!?!?!?!??1/!!
GAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGH. HAVE FUN IN QATAR WITH JAMIE YOU FAT PILE OF GOO!
Alright. Alright. Time to calm down. Spurs need to hire a manager quickly and decisively. Deschamps? Moyes? Mourinho’s kid? It should be a fun month or so. Look for features on potential candidates in the coming weeks. And if Spurs hire Moyes, look for previews from Brian of the Championship teams that Everton will almost certainly be playing next season.