FourFiveTwo’s Completely Irrational, Slightly Silly Euro Predictions

Now that everyone has been fully briefed on Italy’s chances of crashing out of

Catapulting England to a European title and shutting their fans up for at least 5 seconds

the group, as well as England’s ability to win it it all, it is time to bring you the staff’s Euro picks. Each of our esteemed random writers has picked the top 3 teams at the Euros, the golden ball and golden boot winners, as well as best young player and best keeper of the tournament. Place your guesses in the comment section or ridicule us over our picks. After the tournament we can show off what half-assed guesses we all had.

Brian:

Winner: England (one of these days they are going to win and I’ll look like a genius)

Runner Up: Germany (this only happens if a US ref could be involved in the final, if he’s French the Germans will win)

Third Place: Spain

Golden Boot: Welbeck

Golden Ball: Ozil

Best Young Player: Robbie Keane

Best Goalkeeper: Cech

 

Keith:

Winner: Spain

Runner Up: Ze Germans

Third Place: Republic of Ireland

Golden Boot: Benzema

Golden Ball: Ozil

Best Young Player: Rasmus Elm, Sweden

Best Goalkeeper: Casillas

 

Lorber:

Winner: Germany

Runner Up: France

Third Place: Spain

Golden Boot: Benzema

Golden Ball: Schweinsteiger

Best Young Player: Alan Dzagoev, but also a serious vote for Ozil

Best Goalkeeper: Neuer

 

Greg:

Winner: Germany

Runner Up: Netherlands

Third Place: France

Golden Boot: Benzema

Golden Ball: Ozil

Best Young Player: Ox

Best Goalkeeper: Casillas

 

BG:

Winner: Netherlands

Runner Up: Spain

Third Place: France

Golden Boot: RVP

Golden Ball: Xavi

Best Young Player: Afellay (26 counts as young if you are older than that) Actual pick is Mario Gotze

Best Goalkeeper: Casillas

 

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