Lorber, you ignorant slut.

Lorber has made some questionable decisions in his life. He decided to root for Tottenham Hotspur, with all the pain and suffering that entails. His European team of choice is the Portugal, international soccer’s most wretched hive of hair gel and villainy. He went to law school. Yet despite all of this, he has never been more wrong than when he expresses his love of Tottenham Hotspur’s third jersey from 2006/2007. Which looks like this:

Milk, milk, lemonade, behind Mido the fudge is made

Has anyone ever been this wrong about anything ever?

I mean look at it. Seriously. Look at it.

HIDEE HOOOO!

Its a skidmark from head to toe. Tottenham may have a history of playing a bit shit sometimes, they don’t actually LOOK like it.

Those are not a kit for Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. Those are work out clothes for Mr. Hanky.

Cool turd, bro.

Tottenham have a history of playing in colors that range from white to yellow to blue to purple. But they don’t have a history of looking like a floater. Well, except for Mido. That fat piece of crap looks right at home in that jersey.

What could Lorber be thinking? Did all the misery and heartbreak of Tottenham finally get to him? Is this some sort of self flagellation? Perhaps he’s really into scat porn and also really busy, so combining scat porn and Jermaine Defoe just saves him a lot of time. Who knows? And who would want to understand a man who thinks wearing a shirt like this is a good idea.

JD, leaving skidmarks across the field

What possibly possesses a man to think that a kit like that is a good idea? Its like if you took Tottenham’s 2012 form, condensed in into a physical object, and gave it to someone to wear. Which only leads us to the logical conclusion that not only is Lorber guilty of bad taste, but he’s responsible for Spurs’ decline this year.

I HOPE HE’S HAPPY.

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10 responses to “Lorber, you ignorant slut.

  1. I smell a revival with all of us going over the worst of our particular clubs at any given moment.

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