Some English teams played yesterday? Is that a fact? And it lead to some changes in the league table?
Arsenal’s in what place? Tottenham’s where in the table?
Sorry. I didn’t catch that.
What’s that? Sorry, still didn’t catch it. Oh, is it that time already?
Look I’d love to stay and chat, but I’m supposed to look at some pictures of Karen Gillan and get super drunk to erase any knowledge I may or may not have about the games played yesterday. I’m sure whatever table positions you wanted to talk about can wait and we can talk about it later. Much later. Like the thirty second of Marchtember.