A Twitter Account of ‘Arry’s Trial

Good ole ‘Arry is up to his tricks again. Rather than enlightening us with some unusual tactics, he is in court to stand trial for taxSomebody's been a bad boy evasion. While manager of Portsmouth, He has been accused of intentionally avoiding taxes on payments he received as rewards

for his service. Here at Four Five Two we pride our selves on sending journalists to the far reaches of the earth in search of stories, even if that means we have to sit in a courtroom with Harry Redknapp. We are pleased to provide you with a Twitter account of the previous weeks activities in court.

Brian Lewis Brian_Goodison                                                                                     10hr

Judge gavels procedings to order, asks clerk for fish and chips

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Some sort of lawyer stuff occurs, jury is brought in.

Brian Lewis Brian_Goodison                                                                                     10hr

20 minutes in and judge already has to tell Redknapp he can’t try to buy players while in court.

Brian Lewis Brian_Goodison                                                                                      8hr

Unusual legal play from Harry lawyers, attempted to sell one of the jurors and purchase a new one.

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With all these claims about how much money Harry is lost, why hasn’t he fired his accountant?

Brian Lewis Brian_Goodison                                                                                      6hr

Reports are coming in that Tony Blair has announced his support of Redknapp.

Brian Lewis Brian_Goodison                                                                                      5hr

For those who don’t remember, Redknapp was arrested in 2007. His crime was being manager of Portsmouth.

Brian Lewis Brian_Goodison                                                                                      4hr

Add amnesia to Redknapp’s list of talents, apparently he forgot about his trip to Monaco.

Brian Lewis Brian_Goodison                                                                                      4hr

Break for lunch, things not looking good for Redknapp, he may need to make a deadline day deal with the prosecutor

Brian Lewis Brian_Goodison                                                                                      3hr

Redknapp’s legal tactics look like they came from his soccer tactics His lawyers are just fuckin’ talking about

Brian Lewis Brian_Goodison                                                                                45min

My question is why did Redknapp even earn these bonuses? It isn’t like Portsmouth is really any good.

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That’s all for today, the judge has ended court in time for the evening kickoffs. Harry of course will be watching his side take on Watford.

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